As the year draws to a close in 1529
ng spell in my hand. If anything came charging at me, I'd slap a face mask on it.The door creaked open, a soft, grating sound. The moment I pushed it open, nothing fierce or menacing leaped out as I'd...In the year Gengzi, 26th day of the first lunar month, sunny.
Today, at my wife's request, I'm again tasked with hosting the whole matchmaking event for our boss.
That's right, see you there.
The BOSS doesn't have time to meet each heiress individually, and it's even less likely that the BOSS knows how to interact during a blind date.
Therefore, I must act as an intermediary and communicate with the young ladies from prominent families. I must be polite while also doing my best to find a suitable match for the BOSS.
Last time we met, because I lacked business skills and experience, the results were not ideal. My boss didn't even remember the names of those wealthy young ladies!
Determined to avoid future such gatherings, I took the time to study and learn.
...After meticulously reading "Why Are You Single", "800 Seductive Phrases", "Self-Cultivation for Elite Singles", and "Fate Lies Within an Inch - The Secret to Conversation at Blind Dates"...
I'm confident that I can complete the task even better this time!
So—
"Young Master, wake up! I'm about to start here!"
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Lin Yanhuan rubbed her temples and closed the laptop in front of her.
The earpiece's shrill voice from his assistant kept interrupting him, preventing him from reading the files quietly.
He reached out and fiddled with the embedded earphone, then said in a low voice: “ ...Cut the crap, just end it.”
"Okay, today there are 1 to 16 potential matches. To prevent you from forgetting their names, I've already given out numbered name tags. If you find someone suitable, just write down the number... They're two-digit numbers, so don't tell me you can't remember!" Assistant Fang said resolutely.
Lin Yan was covered in black lines, helplessly pressing the moving wall ahead.
The wall slowly slid open, revealing a pane of glass through which he could directly see Ms. Fang's office.
Of course, you can't see anything from the reception area.
A wealthy young lady came in and sat on the sofa in front of Fang's assistant.
"Hello Ms. Wang, I'm the agent for Mr. Lin. First, please introduce yourself."
"What Blind dates are being arranged now too I thought I might actually get to see him…"
"Well... if all goes well, you'll get to see our young master."
"Well, who could blame him for having such a good reputation...My name is Wang Si-xin, I'm 26 years old, and I graduated from the Berklee College of Music..."
Lin Yanhuan said faintly, "Go."
Fang's assistant twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard the voice coming from his earpiece!
Just half a minute! What's the rush!
If you don't behave and go on proper blind dates! My wife won't let me live in peace!!
What's the reason!
Please give me a reason, so I can avoid this next time!
Lin Yanhuan seemed to hear his assistant's exasperated voice and calmly said, "The name is strange, and I'm not interested in music."
“Alright.”
These matchmaking candidates are not all from wealthy families; they come from various sources like relatives, friends, and colleagues.
As long as she is an excellent and upright young woman, Madam Lin felt that it was worth giving her a try.
After all, having picked for so many years, Mrs. Lin couldn't pick anymore.
Just go with the flow, as long as my son likes it.
Unfortunately, my son is not interested!
The name is strange, and he has no feeling for music. Fang's assistant wrote it down in his small notebook.
He looked up and, with a polite smile, addressed the girl with long hair pulled back into an elaborate bun adorned with a small crown and wearing a Lolita-style dress: "Please introduce yourself."
My name is Chen Anqi, I am 19 years old, and I study at Jingbei University. My hobbies are figure skating...
Lin Yanhuan didn't even raise her eyes, looking down at the work information on her phone: "Pass... The aesthetic gap is too big."
Indeed, this Lolita style dress is beautiful, but as the young master's wife... it's a bit inappropriate.
Every beautiful and excellent woman has "passed" away.
Fang, the assistant, rushed into Lin Yanhuan's office, clutching a briefcase and slamming it onto his desk.
"Young Master, have you finished reading it all!"
"Well, I've gone through them all."
How are you doing How many did you choose that you felt were good, and let's move forward with further communication with them
"No."
"How could there be none..." Fang Assistant pulled out a concise sketch and passed it over: "What about this Miss Feng She's tall and elegant."
"Too high."
"As for Miss Zhou, she is of average height and healthy build with a cheerful smile."
"Wow, that's amazing."
"Miss Hu A rising star, she's definitely a looker."
"The entertainment industry is out of the question."
"And Miss Liu From a distinguished family, with excellent academic credentials!"
"Too old."
"Assistant Fang gritted his teeth. Besides Ms. Yan Qin, the only woman who could talk to the BOSS and get along well was Miss Qiao from the Mu family!"
"And this one!" With a slap, Fang's assistant placed the trump card on the table.
Petite in stature, with soft features, long, curled eyelashes, a small and high nose, and large, round eyes.
Lin Yanhuan picked it up and looked at it, frowning slightly: "… Photos of plastic surgery, please don't show them to me."
My ancestors! Fang Zhu assistant couldn't help but cover her face.
"Tell me, what are your hard requirements Let me know beforehand so I can eliminate them." Fang's assistant added another taboo to her little notebook with tears in her eyes.
The name is too strange.
I'm not into music.
Too short.
Too skinny.
Too high.
Too impressive.
The gap in aesthetics.
Costume and attire are peculiar.
Talking too sweetly.
Entertainment circle PASS.
Too old.
A new one, plastic surgery.
……
Given this, could you still find a suitable match
"You, you just like to play along with my mother," Lin Yanhuan lightly flicked the calendar onto Fang's assistant's hand.
"...What is your mother's status, that I should disobey an order"
"You only take orders from one person, and that's me." Lin Yanhuan raised her eyes, looking at him intently.
"To be honest, I also hope that there would be a virtuous, gentle, kind, beautiful, talented, well-born, graceful, dignified, knowledgeable, well-read, devoted, faithful, capable of both courtly manners and domestic skills... lady to take care of you."
The bodyguards standing in front of the desk were all stunned.
Lin Yanhuan chuckled with a smile: "...Don't be too greedy."
Fang Zhu's assistant hung his head dejectedly, tucked away the calendar and said, "…I'll go back and tell madam."
Seeing him like that, Lin Yanhuan also found it amusing.
Beep beep...
The phone vibrated.
Lin Yanhuan hurriedly picked it up and saw that it was sent by his father, who rarely took the initiative to contact him.
The information is clear and concise.
---Next month, we'll be visiting country M together. By the way, let's meet my old friend's daughter.---
Lin Yanhuan's brows furrowed, and she raised her head to call out to Fang's assistant.
"What's wrong, Young Master"
"Get ready... A blind date next month."
"Huh Ahhh!"
(Finished)starts acting cute, there's no end to it."I walked up to him, bent down and picked him up: "You're a little milk doll too, you have to act like one, or no one will want to spoil you!"Ji Dou Xingjun he...