Chapter 52: Swindle people without paying for their lives
le, use this saltpeter instead." You take a few people to the bottom of the wall to get this kind of dirt, and if it's not enough, pick some from the toilet wall. "Wu Song hurriedly asked, "Brother, a...Wu Zhi was startled and could not help but take two steps back!
he has never seen a woman so active and in public!
"I said, Miss Li, it is difficult for men and women to give and accept. If you have something to say, you can say it well!" If I can't control it, it won't be good if I give you something. "
Li Qingzhao couldn't help smiling when he saw that Wu's own behavior was a little messy.
what a coincidence with her smile! Looking forward to it!
is watching Zhou people can not help but crazy!
Wu Zhi was also a little distracted at first, and Li Qingzhao had to be said to be a real immortal beauty.
her beauty lies in her charm and elegance. This kind of charm is congenital and rewarded by God. Unique and unparalleled.
but Wuzhi soon recovered and clapped his hands.
"Spoop!"
all of a sudden, a waiter came from the kitchen carrying a steaming steamer. When he lifted the lid of the steamer, an unprecedented fragrance came to his nostrils!
at this moment, everyone, including Li Qingzhao, could not help taking a deep breath.
Wu Zhi lifted the wheat stalk from the steamer and saw a piece of red, fat and thin meat slowly appearing in the eyes of everyone. With the slight shaking of Wu Zhi's fingers, the meat was as elastic and tender as jelly.
Li Qingzhao asked, "who is this"
"this is Dongpo meat!"
Wu Zhi took the first two steps, held out a finger and pointed to the faces of all the scholars around him.
"you people! Why can't everyone take an examination of merit and fame why do people who know it every day Confucius said! Confucius said! And when you get to the examination room, you can't even jump out of it! "
"that's because you can only take it out of context!"
Wu Zhi is full of shouting and drinking, and this group of scholars dare not speak with anger, because Wu Zhi stabs his heart!
"Don't you scholars like to use their own names to name something For example, the Tang Dynasty calligrapher Yan Zhenqing's' Yan body', Liu Gongquan's' Liu style', I now have this piece of meat, what's wrong with naming Dongpo meat "
"I'm telling you, this Dongpo meat doesn't come from random, it comes from something!"
"back then, the scholar of Su University was exiled to Hainan Island, because the climate there was very bad, and he couldn't eat delicious mutton, so he bought pork himself and made a popular delicacy, and I processed it on his basis!"
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"this meat is made by Su Dongpo. What's wrong with calling it Dongpo meat" What kind of dog madness are you "
Li Qingzhao also slowed down for a long time. She wanted to find a loophole in Wuzhi dialect, only to find that this person spoke perfectly!
because Li Qingzhao has been standing in front of Wuzhi, the fragrance comes to his nostrils from time to time.
when she made up her mind, she went directly to the table and said to the waiter, "give me a plate of Dongpo meat!"
the corners of Wu Zhi's mouth warped slightly: "Miss Li, let me make it clear in advance. A plate of Dongpo meat costs five taels of silver!"
"what" All the scholars beside
jumped up! The daily food fee of the average family is only 300 yuan at most!
"this is blackmail!"
"profiteers! Are they profiteers after all "
but when these people were in a hubbub, Wu Zhi added: "what's wrong with selling five taels of silver in the name of Su Da Bachelor" A word casually written by a scholar from Su University costs at least 500 taels, right This Dongpo meat is the crystallization of his wisdom for ten thousand years! "
speaking, Wu Zhi patted his thigh: "Yes, a painting and calligraphy can sell for 520 yuan, then it is really wrong to have five taels of meat!"
when Wu Zhi said that he wanted to change the price, many scholars immediately rushed into the Lion Building and sat around Li Qingzhao, a talented woman, to catch a glimpse of the beauty!
"waiter, give me a plate of Dongpo meat!" Another pot of good wine! "
"I'll have two plates of Dongpo meat and Sanhua wine!" If you have a beauty to accompany you today, you won't go back until you get drunk! "
A group of people keep ordering food, and every table has Dongpo meat!
Wuzhi shouted at this time: "long expensive!"
"Oh, I'm here!"
Wang Changgui hurriedly walked out from behind the counter.
"bring me the sign!"
then Wang Changgui removed the Dongpo meat sign from the wall.
Wuzhi immediately picked up the brush and directly changed the price of Dongpo meat to 52!
"all right! The wisdom crystallization of Su University is worth this price! Hem, the old and the young are not bullied!tic about his future son-in-law, it is a pity that the one who is doing it now is Ding Wang. Wuzhi is only a four-grade official, how dare he compete with the future crown prince for a strong womanWu...